I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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