To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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