Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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