Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I don't think brook has ever known best
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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