Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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