Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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