Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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