Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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