Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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