Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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