k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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