I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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