im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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