VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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