Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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