Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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