Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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