We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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