And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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