Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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