I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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