North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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