how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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