Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I understand Curling. That high.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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