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I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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