hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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