I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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