u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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