Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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