What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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