"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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