You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
vagina is talking i cant
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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