apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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