You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
