my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
just tell him i said nine months
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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