This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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