I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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