A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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