I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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