My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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