Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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