whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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