too bad you live with your parents still
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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