school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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