I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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