This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
this boner is exhausting
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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