is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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