And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
wow bdsm is so cute
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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