did you get engaged???
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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