Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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