I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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