super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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