i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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