so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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