I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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